The Washington Times - January 9, 2008, 08:20PM
The Wittenburg Door

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  • Jesus saves, but the interest rate leaves a lot to be desired\

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  • The meek don’t want it\

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  • The Gospel is more convincing when accompanied by an M-16\

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  • One nation under awed\

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  • Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and you shall be slightly irritating\

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  • Given God’s aversion to sin, it’s probably best to limit visitation hours\

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    \ Julia Duin, assistant national editor/religion, The Washington Times

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