Billups Archive: October 2007

• This is bigger than the BCS. OK ... maybe not so m

  The Daily Telegraph -- a paper we LOVE, LOVE, LOVE -- is releasing the first part of its list of... Published October 31 2007

• Mom gets a B for the bag and a C- for the sweatpan

  We think it's funny that a Connecticut school district is gonna grade parents on how good a job... Published October 30 2007

• Bill and Hillary go through the motions

  We watched footage of Mrs. Bill Clinton's 60th birthday party. It looked like a nice event with s... Published October 29 2007

• First Lady Laura, the new Miss Kuwait

  We love it how Greta Van Susteren is touting the fact that Kuwaiti men are all showing up to see... Published October 25 2007

• Hurricane Katrina: The Sequel, starring Ahnuld

  Well, we could hypothesize that the Southern California real estate market is perhaps hitting the... Published October 24 2007

• Not taking Nic Sarkozy's calls. But if Kid Rock ri

  Our morning-after debate recap -- a 8.0 on a 10-point Miss Andrea scale -- and other insouciant m... Published October 22 2007

• The Spice Girls are back? Another Tigerade martini

  Dude: Hillary's Woodstock Museum won't be funded by Congress. Apparently the moon is not in the 7... Published October 19 2007

• Bad Nation Summit would solve world's woes

  Mayor Rudy has been calling Hillary out recently, and ya know, if those two make it out of the pr... Published October 19 2007

• Wanted: Affleck-type right-winger raised by wolves

  Is there anyone who really believes that Mayor Rudy and John McCain could get along long enough t... Published October 16 2007

• Mel Gibson and Martin Sheen made the list

  Mel Gibson tops the list of Beliefnet.com's most powerful Hollywood Christians, which strikes us... Published October 15 2007

• Rest In Peace, Tipper Louise

  Our beloved Snoopy Spaniel, Tipper Louise, has died.\ \ We don't feel much like blogging, so toda... Published October 12 2007

• Paul losing his 'funny paper,' Jimmy losing his mi

  It's been a bad week already for angry youth. First the young cop in Wisconsin gets mad at his fo... Published October 11 2007

• GOP Debate: Botox, Botox, who's got the Botox?

  Well, we watched with high interest the latest Republican debate in Dearborn — ICK, like WH... Published October 10 2007

• Ozzy, Rich Uncle Pennybags & the Big Bad Keif

  We love "Dancing With the Stars," but that ponytail on Wayne Newton scared us silly. We may have... Published October 9 2007

• A scary peek at the real Hillary?

  It's Columbus Day and here's what you should know: Columbus never actually set foot in what is kn... Published October 8 2007

• Open-letter time

  Dear Mr. Obama: Not wearing your American flag pin is probably a bad idea, no matter how you wann... Published October 5 2007

• Quality hair color. Expensive, you know.

  Here's a tip for those folks in Oak Lawn, Ill., whose principal has decided the kids can't celebr... Published October 3 2007

• Rudy, Rudy, Rudy ... oh, blah already

  We think Newt Gingrich was right to stay out of the race— not that he woudn't be a good can... Published October 2 2007

• Somebody please help John Edwards -- and Britney

  We are fresh off of our self-instituted weekend-long cell phone and computer ban. \ \ \ Golly it... Published October 1 2007