TWIT: The Week in Tweets, June 22

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Friday

Just wondering: Has any male athlete ever dated a tennis player and had his career take off? #Rory #Ovie #USOpen #NHL

The USGA operates on the principle that you never need to water the greens, that blood can soften them just as well. #USOpen

Who am I? I was the 1st pick in the #NBA draft. I played on 2 championship teams. I averaged 20.8 pts/11.7 rebs in my best season. #USOpen

Answer: Mychal Thompson, who spells his name a little differently than the current #USOpen leader. #NBA #Blazers #Lakers

JT3’s #Hoyas will play Florida this year on a Navy ship off coast of Jacksonville. The winner should get a “Mission Accomplished” banner.

This 17-year-old Beau Hossler kid, who’s now tied for the #USOpen lead, played in last year’s Open at Congressional. (Missed cut.) Who knew?

Between today and tomorrow, somebody please tell #Hossler it’s OK to smile after you chip in for a birdie. #USOpen

On a couple of holes today, #Tiger has needed the flexibility of a hockey goalie to take a stance in a bunker. #USOpen

Never been a big fan of 10-shot rule, so I’m glad USGA got rid of it. I mean, if you aren’t in top 60 after 36 holes, hit the road. #USOpen

No. 23 for Adam Dunn tonight, giving him #MLB lead. He’s also a virtual shoo-in for the Most Inexplicable Previous Season Award. #WhiteSox

Saturday

Stony Brook in the College World Series is a great story, but I’ll still take #GeorgeMason in the Final Four. #GMU

#Tiger tees off at 6:05 ET tonight in the #USOpen. I’m pretty sure that qualifies him for the twilight rate.

Not quite an hour and a half until the final group goes off in the #USOpenWhich of leaders is going to need a tourniquet today?

There are only 2 things I hate in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and Internationals leading the #USOpen.

(Sorry, had to borrow that line from the Austin Powers movie after Jacobsen, McDowell + Colsaerts moved into tie for 1st.) #USOpen

Webb Simpson (68) in the clubhouse at +3 . Have 2 guys with same last name ever won the #USOpen on the same course? (Scott Simpson, 1987).

Bobby Jones (Inwood, Scioto, Winged Foot, Interlachen) and Steve Jones (Oakland Hills) didn’t do it, FYI. #USOpen

After that last miss, Beau Hossler seemed to visibly age. He now looks 18. #USOpen

The hardest thing for these golfers about using a long putter is that it’s hard to decide which chin to anchor it to. #USOpen

Notice nobody has been calling Els “The Big Easy” in this telecast. They’re afraid Roger Goodell might suspend him. #USOpen #NFL

When I think of famous Belgians — a group Nicolas Colsaerts is trying to join — I think of Hercule Poirot, first and foremost. #USOpen

Of course, Hercule was just a figment of Agatha Christie’s imagination. Still, Albert Finney got an Oscar nomination for playing him. #USOpen

Re: Beau Hossler. Boris Becker won Wimbledon at 17. Other significant sports accomplishments by 17-year-old guys? #USOpen

Here’s another 17-year-old phenom (a la Hossler): Steve Cauthen. SI Sportsman of Year at 17 in ‘77, before he rode to Triple Crown. #USOpen

Sunday

Something for #RG3 to shoot for: A #Baylor QB once tied #NFL record with 7 TD passes in a game — vs. the #Redskinshttp://goo.gl/eUFU4

The QB’s name was Adrian Burk. He led the #NFL that year (1954) with 23 TD throws. (The second-place guy had 17.) http://goo.gl/J0jXP

At the ballpark, where the #Nats are hoping Tim Timmons doesn’t miss any more calls today. The #Yankees really don’t need the help.  #MLB

Ivan Nova, the #Yankees‘ starter, sounds like a 1960s wrestling name. And, of course, all Ivans have to play the Bad Guy. #Nats

In 2006 the #Nats hosted the #Yankees on Father’s Day and won 3-2. The losing pitcher for the Yanks? Chien-Ming Wang. http://goo.gl/5XKqH

Ryan Mattheus isn’t going to get the strikeout for you the way Brad Lidge could, but at this point it’s more about getting people out. #Nats

Northern Virginia’s favorite #Yankee, Ivan Nova, throwing his warmup pitches. #Nats #MLB

Father’s Day note: 100 years ago, Washington’s Senators didn’t even play on Father’s Day. Not even sure how widely it was celebrated. #Nats

Watching the hulking (6-4, 225) Nova on the mound makes me wonder: Who’s the best #MLB pitcher under 6 feet? Nominees? #Nats

Answering my own question: Gio Gonzalez certainly in the discussion. Listed at 6-0, but probably 5-10 or so. Wandy Rodriguez: 5-11. #Nats

@acomak suggests Kelvin (5-10) Herrera, the flamethrower in the #Royals bullpen. @masnKolko chimes in with Tim (5-11) Lincecum. #Nats

@MarkZuckerman, meanwhile, is highly dubious of Roy Oswalt’s listed height (6-0). #Nats

Suffice it to say, though, that there’s nobody like Bobby Shantz anymore. (5-6 MVP with ‘52 A’s. Went 24-7.) http://goo.gl/dpZkN #Nats

3 1/2 innings into the game, there are 4 3Us on my scorecard and 1 1U. It’s Do It Yourself Day at #Nationals Park. #Nats #Yankees

I can’t decide if Webb Simpson is really in contention at the #USOpen, or if he’s just a commercial tie-in for the new Spider-Man movie.

Hossler (+9) isn’t the 1st 17-year-old to almost beat Tiger (+7) in a major. Justin Rose just missed at ‘98 British Open (+2 to +1). #USOpen

First Scott Simpson wins the #USOpen at Olympic, and now Webb Simpson is threatening to. Who’s next, Bart or O.J.?

Lowest scores on the weekend: Simpson 136, Wittenberg 137, Harrington and Spieth 139. Finished 1st, T10, T4, T21. #USOpen

The NL East went 0-5 this afternoon and scored a grand total of 4 runs. Happy Fodder’s Day. #Nats #Braves #Mets #Marlins #Phillies #MLB

Monday

Jurors in #Sandusky trial will be sequestered in hotel while they deliberate. Happily, in other words, they’ll all have their own showers.

Dickey’s 11-1 start is reminiscent of Tim Wakefield’s in ‘95 (14-1, 1.65 ERA, 6 CG). http://bit.ly/NLvyoQ #Mets #RedSox #MLB #Knuckleballers

Tuesday

Maybe the #Rays will put out a bounty on whoever tattled on Joel Peralta. #Nats #MLB

Pine tar tonight, ear wax tomorrow. #Nats #Rays #MLB

Wednesday

What’s the greatest season by a pitcher on an innings limit? Love to know what kind of numbers Strasburg’s shooting for. #Nats #MLB

Strasburg has won 6 straight starts. Longest streaks since 2000: Verlander ‘11 and Santana ‘04, both with 12. He’s halfway there. #Nats #MLB

Most consecutive starts won in Expos/ #Nats history: Pedro Martinez ‘97 and Charlie Lea ‘83, both with 8. Stras is 3/4 of the way there. #MLB

Strasburg, btw, has already tied the #Nats record for most consecutive starts won. Livan Hernandez also won 6 straight in ‘05. #MLB

Speaking of Strasburg, 8 of his 13 starts since opener — including tonight’s — have been on MORE than 4 days’ rest. Awfully nice. #Nats

Did u see Bo Porter dodge throw to 3B tonite? Was like Catherine Zeta-Jones avoiding the lasers in “Entrapment.” http://bit.ly/M8iM33 #Nats

Thursday

Bill James (http://bit.ly/MmwbB0) says Livo’s ‘08 (#Twins/ #Rockies) was 4th-worst season by P in last 60 years. http://bit.ly/LEGSQm #Nats

Peralta gives up a 2B to Flores. “Well, here’s another pine mess you’ve gotten us into” (to rework a line of Oliver Hardy’s). #Nats #Rays

Just wondering: Has any #Nats player tried to steal second base tonight and NOT slid headfirst? #Rays #MLB

Every time Clippard notches another save, his price goes up. Can’t you feel it? Arbitration eligible in 2013. Bring your checkbook. #Nats

 

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Dan Daly has been writing about sports for the Washington Times since 1982. He has won numerous national and local awards, appears regularly in NFL Films’ historical features and is the co-author of "The Pro Football Chronicle,” a decade-by-decade history of the game. Follow Dan on Twitter at @dandalyonsports –- or e-mail him at ddaly@washingtontimes.com.

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