The Washington Times - December 20, 2008, 03:03PM

The city of Brighton, Mich., has enacted an ordinance that allows police to ticket and fine anyone who is being annoying in public, the AP is reporting.

OK. I guess this applies to street musicians, panhandlers, door-to-door salesmen, mimes, joggers, taxi drivers, crying babies, mouth breathers, skateboarders, jaywalkers, soap box orators, pamphlet distributors, teenagers, bicyclists, loiters, kiosk salesmen, loud talkers, slow walkers, badly dressed people, bad drivers, oglers, Hacky Sack players, boom box carriers, power shoppers, people with squeaky shoes and Green Bay Packers fans.

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And yodelers.