A Beverly Hills doctor has used the fat sucked out of his liposuction patients to fuel his car, Forbes is reporting.
For some reason I keep picturing a panicked Charlton Heston running in the streets shouting: “Soylent Green! It’s people! Soylent Green is people!”
Come to think of it, Soylent Green is a good name for an eco-friendly gasoline. I can picture the commercial now — two neighbors talking over a hedge.
Bob: “Hey, nice car, Ted. Looks like a hybrid. What does it run on? Hydrogen? Electricity?”
Ted: “Marge. It runs on Marge.”
Remember the old gasoline commercial that told you to “put a tiger in your tank?” Now you can put a tax adjuster in there — and get 30 miles to the gallon!
