The Washington Times - November 14, 2008, 06:19PM

Somali pirates have been marauding in the waters of the western Indian Ocean and now are threatening the delivery of electronics and other Christmas gifts, Reuters is reporting.

If only they were the Disney version of pirates.  Then we could include them in the third sequel in an incomprehensible plot and forget about the franchise.

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