The Washington Times - November 14, 2008, 12:58PM

Kelly Jane Torrance is reporting about the dirty little secret of celebrity beauty: It’s a full-time job.

Remember those Pantene shampoo commercials?  The ones where some beautiful actress would toss her lustrous head of hair and pout to the camera, “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful?”

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She should have said, “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because I can afford two personal trainers, a private nutritionist and cook, six hours of daily workouts, a masseuse, a yoga instructor, three nannies, a pantry of macrobiotic food and a makeup artist.”