The Washington Times - November 15, 2008, 08:40AM

ABC News has secured the first interview with Eliot Spitzer’s former call girl, Gawker is reporting.

Since when is it news to arrange a date with a hooker?

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Still, the folks at ABC must be pleased with themselves to get this first interview — nine months after the most salient events occurred.

Does anybody really care about this woman now?  We’ve all seen her My Space page and heard her music demo.  That’s enough to last a lifetime.