Batman's dad kills Dark Knight

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A bad guy claiming to be Bruce Wayne’s long-dead father kills his alter ego, Batman, in a new comic book, the Sun is reporting.

Quite a few years ago, they killed Superman. Last year they killed Captain America. Now Batman. I guess retirement isn’t a viable option for superheroes.

There’s no word yet on whether the mayor of Batman, Turkey, will file a wrongful death lawsuit.

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Carleton Bryant

Carleton Bryant

Carleton Bryant is the assistant managing editor for strategic planning and development/special projects for The Washington Times. He previously served as The Times' Metropolitan desk editor, Features desk editor and an assistant National desk editor, as well as a National and Metropolitan reporter. He currently writes a humor blog and weekly humor column — both titled "Out of Context" — ...

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