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Um, excuse me, Miss Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan says she’s in love with her DJ gal pal, with whom she lives and shares her bed.

But Lindsay says she is not a lesbian.

Obviously, she doesn’t know the meaning of the word “lesbian.”

Of course, I blame her home schooling.

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Carleton Bryant

Carleton Bryant

Carleton Bryant is the assistant managing editor for strategic planning and development/special projects for The Washington Times. He previously served as The Times' Metropolitan desk editor, Features desk editor and an assistant National desk editor, as well as a National and Metropolitan reporter. He currently writes a humor blog and weekly humor column — both titled "Out of Context" — ...

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