The Washington Times - October 4, 2008, 09:43AM

So a jury in Las Vegas has found O.J. Simpson guilty of kidnapping and armed robbery.

Who says there’s no justice in Sin City?

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And get this: The guilty verdict came 13 years to the day after O.J. was acquitted in the murder of his ex-wife and her friend in Los Angeles — Oct. 3, 1995. Almost sounds like a setup for picking lottery numbers (“Let’s see, 13, 10, 3, 95 …”).

Now O.J. faces up to life in prison when he’s sentenced on Dec. 5. Maybe if he had testified in his own defense, things would have gone his way — again. Um, probably not.

Unfortunately, this thing isn’t over yet. O.J.’s attorneys will appeal the conviction. And they might have a case. After all, one of O.J.’s co-conspirators is a reputed pimp who testified that he had a vision from God telling him to take a plea deal. That’s The TRUTH.

Now, I don’t want to criticize someone’s divine vision, but I find this one a little hard to take. If God was going to reveal himself to this guy, I think He would have said: “STOP BEING A PIMP!”