Swine flu jokes

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I’m so worried about swine flu that I’ve forgotten to be mad about the economy. I guess this is the Obama administration’s “Mission Accomplished.”


Can you really get swine flu from pork-barrel legislation, or is that just an old wives’ tale?


Swine flu. This is why you don’t put lipstick on a pig. Because you will only encourage people to kiss it.


I can see why Rush Limbaugh blames Barack Obama for swine flu. Everybody knows that pig lipstick was his idea.


You cannot get swine flu from bacon, so don’t fear your pork. It’s chicken that’s out to get you. That’s why it’s crossing the road.

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Carleton Bryant

Carleton Bryant

Carleton Bryant is the assistant managing editor for strategic planning and development/special projects for The Washington Times. He previously served as The Times' Metropolitan desk editor, Features desk editor and an assistant National desk editor, as well as a National and Metropolitan reporter. He currently writes a humor blog and weekly humor column — both titled "Out of Context" — ...

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