Obama's arm is no rocket

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The New York Post has a brief item about President Obama throwing out the ceremonial first pitch at the All-Star Game.

The Post noted that Obama threw lefty and didn’t have much “heat” on the ball.

However, in throwing lefty, the president reiterated that the pitch was not an endorsement of socialism.

What’s more, the president’s lack of “heat” in his pitch was intentional because he did not want to contribute to global warming.

Before the president’s toss could hit the dirt, Albert Pujols stepped up and caught the ball and Obama gave a fist pump to celebrate.

I think the president said afterwards that Pujol’s save is further evidence that the stimulus is working.


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Carleton Bryant

Carleton Bryant

Carleton Bryant is the assistant managing editor for strategic planning and development/special projects for The Washington Times. He previously served as The Times' Metropolitan desk editor, Features desk editor and an assistant National desk editor, as well as a National and Metropolitan reporter. He currently writes a humor blog and weekly humor column — both titled "Out of Context" — ...

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