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Sutherland cleared in head-butt case

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Manhattan authorities have dropped charges against Keifer Sutherland that had been filed after the “24” star head-butted a designer at a night club in May, People is reporting.

The victim declined to cooperate in the prosecution after resolving the matter with Sutherland.

In addition, Los Angeles authorities have decided not to pursue Sutherland for violating his probation on a DUI conviction.

I think the authorities on both coasts think Sutherland really is Jack Bauer — and you don’t mess with Jack Bauer.

I just hope the president didn’t make any calls suggesting that Bauer was working for the administration at the time of Sutherland’s violations. Because that would be wrong. And confusing.

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Carleton Bryant is the assistant managing editor for strategic planning and development/special projects for The Washington Times. He previously served as The Times' Metropolitan desk editor, Features desk editor and an assistant National desk editor, as well as a National and Metropolitan reporter. He currently writes a humor blog and weekly humor column — both titled "Out of Context" — ...

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