If we were a sports team, that would be great. Unfortunately, we're a country, so it's kinda bad.
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Because someday — maybe not tomorrow, or the next day, but someday soon — we will all be working for China.
But nobody wants it, so let's just pick the guy at the end of the row.
It's not like we STOLE the money. We had it coming to us.
But it can be very tiring.
But only when I go to the airport. Just ask TSA.
What was that crashing sound? Oh, it was just the stock market — again.
as far the glass eye can see.
The national debt is just under a jillion dollars. Do you take personal checks? What about Visa?
I did NOT see this coming. Oh, wait. Yes, I did.
Memory is a funny thing — especially in retrospect.
Because we know war, we understand war, we like war — as long as nobody gets hurt.
If we're going to establish our energy independence, we're going to have to get creative.
Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin has been asked some tough questions. Here are some more:
Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin has been asked some tough questions. But as she told Hugh Hewitt on his radio show recently, “I'm not going to pick a fight with those who buy ink by the barrelful. ..."