Satirical sports blogging site, eTrueSports.com, posted this about Tiger Woods Thursday:
“In possibly the best news that the beleaguered Tiger Woods has had in days, Irma Brominski, an accountant from Toledo, Ohio, has told eTrueSports that she has never slept with the world’s greatest golfer.
“‘I think by now a lot of people believe that he has bedded every woman in America who is not his wife, but that’s not true,’ Irma says.
“‘In fact, I don’t think he’s slept with anybody on my whole block.’”
