

The red-eyed cicadas of Brood X, after 17 years of hiding, will swarm the Washington metropolitan area next month and everyone from local wedding planners to park officials are bracing for the winged creatures’ arrival.
As many as 1.5 million cicadas can emerge from an acre of land. For at least a month, they will litter sidewalks with their molted shells and fill the air with high-pitched — and annoying — mating screams.
“People in our office are looking forward to it, but those planning outdoor weddings may not have such a sense of humor,” said Sue duPont, a spokeswoman for the Maryland Department of Agriculture. “If you have an outdoor event planned between May and July, you may want to reconsider.”
The 1-inch-long flying insects are harmless. They do not bite or sting. They do very little damage to mature trees. In fact, the adult cicada doesn’t eat at all.
But, “people can expect a lot of noise,” Miss duPont said.
The adult cicada, who lives underground for 17 years, survives about six weeks above ground, after it digs its way from the damp and dark soil toward the sunlight. During its brief stay, it climbs a tree, sheds its skin, mates, lays eggs (if it’s a female) and dies.
But “they are clumsy flyers,” Miss duPont said. That means, the six-legged creatures will bump into joggers or pedestrians or buzz their way through open windows into homes or cars.
Outdoor house painters and wood stainers should postpone any outdoor projects until later in the summer since the wings or carcasses might get stuck on finished projects.
Those planning events like outdoor weddings should be prepared to find a cicada or two swimming in an unprotected punch bowl.
Wedding coordinator Carol Marino said last week she thought about creating a special cicada cocktail to serve up at this summer’s events, as a joke, of course.
“You have to keep a sense of humor about it,” said Miss Marino who runs A Perfect Wedding in Fairfax.
Three of her clients are planning outdoor weddings that will take place during the cicadas’ visit. Miss Marino said she is trying to come up with innovative ways to keep the insects from pestering the brides during the ceremonies.
Miss Marino’s biggest fear: a cicada getting caught under a veil as the brides walks down the aisle.
“My May and June brides are very concerned about it,” Miss Marino said. “But they are gutsy.” None of them has decided to move the wedding indoors, she said.
Miss Marino has other concerns: finding a cicada-free zones for wedding portraits and booking a band or DJ that has good enough speakers that can compete with the cicadas’ loud humming.
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