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Last night, I dreamed I had an exclusive interview with Janet Jackson's bra:
Q. Thank you for agreeing to open up to our audience.
A. You're welcome. I need the exposure.
Q. The world is waiting to hear the real reason Justin Timberlake exposed Janet Jackson's right breast in front of a worldwide television audience during the halftime show at the Super Bowl.
A. Justin Timberlake? Talk about boobs... .
Q. Nevertheless, Miss Jackson claims she and Mr. Timberlake planned what she called the "costume reveal," as she put it, without telling CBS or MTV, which produced the halftime show, and that he was only to expose you -- her bra -- not her anatomy. So, was it really a "costume malfunction," as Mr. Timberlake says, or do you have a built-in, breakaway cup?
A. Sorry. I don't mean to titillate you, but my clips are sealed -- like Victoria's Secret.
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