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Bush supporters

"Most uneventful bus ride," reads the official White House pool report surrounding President Bush's campaign swing through Minnesota. "Only notes of interest along way were the smiling guys waving outside Jake's Exotic Dancers, just outside St. Paul."

Rather embarrassing

"The truth of the matter, of course, is

We rely on anonymous sources,

On political hacks,

Certifiable quacks,

And extraterrestrial forces."

-- F.R. Duplantier