Still looking for an owner in Crazyville

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The Washington Nationals ownership saga is starting to resemble an episode of "Seinfeld." All that was missing yesterday at RFK Stadium was George Costanza screaming, "Let's get nuts!" because we are definitely stepping into Crazyville.

First, there was the report from WUSA Channel 9 that the Lerner Group had been selected as the new owners of the Nationals, and supposedly the source for this information came from none other than Jeff Smulyan, one of the finalists competing to own the Nationals.

This makes no sense on a number of levels -- not the least of which being that Cadillac Bud had just met in Milwaukee -- but at this point, trying to make sense of the ownership process makes no sense at all.

The more ridiculous, perhaps more likely it is to be true, but both baseball commissioner Cadillac Bud Selig and Smuylan denied there was any truth to the report.

But by the time I arrived at the press box for yesterday afternoon's series finale against the Cincinnati Reds, I was ready to believe what made no sense, because the day was already off to a bizarre start.

I get a call on the way to the ballpark from a public relations company representing Smuylan asking if I wanted to talk to Ken Griffey Jr. about Smuylan's bid for the Nationals and Smuylan's time as the owner of the Seattle Mariners. Griffey broke in with the Mariners when Smuylan owned the team.

Now, Junior has about as much to do with all of this as Paris Hilton. But, hey, it's Ken Griffey Jr., and what the heck, it could be interesting, and I figured it would be my contribution to Crazyville.

So I get to the ballpark and, just before the Reds locker room is about to close, I see Rob Butcher, the club's public relations director. I explain to him that I am supposed to talk to Griffey about Jeff Smuylan.

Butcher looks at me like the idiot that I am and says, "Griffey's not here. He's back in Cincinnati rehabbing [a knee injury]."

So when I got upstairs and heard about the Channel 9 reports -- that Smulyan, whose people supposedly were arranging for me to talk to someone at RFK who wasn't even there, had told Channel 9 that he wasn't getting the team and that the Lerners were -- I figured, "Why not? It doesn't make any sense, so it must be true."