- The Washington Times - Thursday, January 12, 2006

The “revelation” that emaciated starlet-singer Lindsay Lohan is bulimic and has tried drugs was promptly greeted with a reaction best summed up as, “Well, duh.” That this admission was unsurprising didn’t make it any less alarming. Truly, we feel sorry for Miss Lohan. We just hate it when our intelligence is insulted by repeated denials of the obvious.

Professional wrestlers use steroids — Vince McMahon’s World Wrestling Federation was hounded by a long-overdue steroid scandal in the mid-1990s. Credulous fans across the country learned that, no, in fact raw eggs and vitamins can’t make you look like Hulk Hogan.

George Michael is homosexual — The former Wham! singer’s disclosure of homosexual orientation following an arrest for lewd conduct in a public bathroom in 1998 ranked somewhere between “George Hamilton goes to tanning salons” and “Didn’t he already come out?” on the scale of celebrity surprise.

Ashlee Simpson needs vocal enhancements — That lip-syncing contretemps on “Saturday Night Live” wasn’t exactly a bolt from the blue, was it?

Courtney Love is an unfit mother — We didn’t need a judge to tell us that. Nevertheless, one did in 2003 during a custody battle involving the temperamental, addiction-plagued mother of Frances Bean Cobain.

Kate Moss is a cocaine addict — It took being caught in the act for this supermodel to admit the painfully obvious.

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