New face, but same old rhetoric about schools

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I was waiting with bated breath. I was hoping against all odds. I tried ever so hard to keep an open mind. Maybe, just maybe, if I sat still and wished hard enough, I would actually hear something different.

You have no idea how much, for the sake of D.C. children, I longed to hear something different, to feel the aging cynic in me nudge.

Unfortunately, the yack-yack was the same during a one-hour editorial board meeting with D.C. Public Schools Chancellor Michelle A. Rhee.

Oh, for sure, now the hopeful promises and hard-edged pledges come wrapped in a young, pretty package. No question that this 37-year-old, Ivy League-educated mother and businesswoman is driven and determined to set her GPS on a more "focused" course.

Look out, loafers. The school system's newest straight-shooter is selling wolf tickets with a take-no-prisoners attitude.

"My actions will speak for themselves," a smug Mrs. Rhee said. "When I send the signal, there will not be any questions."

Still, watching and listening to her closely, I wondered how long I should bet on the survival of this esoteric educator.

She is the latest in the long line of superintendents who sat in the same seat and spewed forth the same reformer's rhetoric about this failing "faceless bureaucracy."

As expected, Mrs. Rhee — a master of inane corporate public-relations pabulum — waxed bureaucratic gobbledygook about "verification teams" and "data-driven systems" and "incenting the right things" during her virgin visit to The Washington Times on Monday.

Excuse my lapse of gracious Southern hospitality, but I interrupted her in midsentence of a soliloquy about establishing better "processes" and "expectations" and "assessments" in the school system.