Father knows best: The best insults, that is, if we’re discussing Alec Baldwin. In a phone message to his 11-year-old daughter that was leaked to the media, the actor is heard calling her a “rude, thoughtless little pig” in a verbal tirade for missing a scheduled phone call from dear old dad.
Kid Rock versus Tommy Lee: The pimp-slap heard ‘round the world was delivered on Tommy Lee by Kid Rock at — where else? — the MTV Video Music Awards. As Alicia Keys warbled onstage, Kid Rock and Mr. Lee tussled, and Mr. Lee ended up getting tossed from the show. Everyone thought they were fighting over their mutual ex, Pamela Anderson, but perhaps they were fighting over visitation rights to her implants.