- The Washington Times - Sunday, December 23, 2007

So I’m reading about this academic scandal at Florida State, about the 20-odd players reportedly cheating in a online music history exam, and I’m thinking: Is that the same course Jack Black taught in “School of Rock“?


Here’s what I really love: Of all the postseason games the Seminoles could have played in, they’re going to the Music City Bowl.


I just got a hold of some of the questions on the test:

1. How many members of the Four Tops are there?

2. What instrument does Matt “Guitar” Murphy play?

3. Who invented the Sousaphone?

4. Complete the following lyric: “A-B-C, it’s easy as 1-2- …”


What, you were expecting multiple choice?


All the suspensions have wreaked havoc with the Seminoles’ depth chart. In fact, right now, their backup nose tackle is the tuba player in the marching band.


According to Mel Kiper, though, the kid is “strong enough to bench press the entire woodwind section” and capable of “blowing his man off the line — literally.”

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