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• John Daly Hat Trick — a 350-yard drive, a quadruple bogey and a mid-round withdrawal because of “injury.”

• John McEnroe Hat Trick — a running argument with a linesman, a warning from the chair umpire and a late dinner with an Oscar-winning starlet.

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Answer to trivia question: Super Bowls 16 (1981 season) and 17 (‘82), when Notre Damers Joe Montana (49ers) and Joe Theismann (Redskins) were the winning QBs.

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And finally …

News item: Struggling Michelle Wie won’t get an invite to the PGA Tour’s Sony Open next month, as she has the past four years, but she still might start the 2008 season in Hawaii, her swing coach says.

Comment: Are you wondering what I’m wondering — that the poor girl has taken a waitressing job at the Waikiki Hilton?