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Double dipping

George W. Bush a double dipper?

Yes, like George Costanza before him, the commander in chief has been caught double dipping — as in taking one bite out of dip-laden finger food, whether it be a corn chip or carrot, only to then dip the remaining bite back into the communal dip bowl.

Inside the Beltway has sworn — Cub Scout honor (we never rose to the Boy Scouts) — not to disclose our source for this intriguing bite of presidential trivia. But the double dipping purportedly took place at a private reception hosted by Mr. Bush at the White House not terribly long ago.

Now, in fairness, perhaps the president paused after his initial dip for conversation — he is the center of attention, after all — and forgot that he had already been dipping.

Either way, for the benefit of Mr. Bush and surely plenty of other double dippers, let’s turn to Jeremy Selwyn, “Chief Snacks Officer” for Taquitos.net, who writes in a posting on double dipping: If you’re in a public place where dip is being shared, then “you must resist, even if means you must suffer.”

“I can sympathize with the double dippers, to a degree. It’s everybody’s top priority to maximize the dip-to-chip ratio. When you’re ready to take that second bite and the remainder of the chip is dry, it’s very tempting to double dip,” Mr. Selwyn states.

“Ideally, you should plan ahead to avoid this sort of dilemma. Make sure the first dip smothers the chip with enough for two bites. (Of course, this is not so easy. If you get too aggressive, the chip might break off into the dip, a snacking tragedy).”

The snack expert says double dipping gained “great fame” when JerrySeinfeld’s sitcom pal, George Costanza, played by Jason Alexander, was spotted by “Timmy” double dipping at a wake. (Timmy was played by actor Kieran Mulroney, who grew up in Alexandria and attended T.C. Williams High School). Here’s the Seinfeld transcript, as posted by Mr. Selwyn:

Timmy: What are you doing?

George: What?

Timmy: Did, did you just double dip that chip?

George: Excuse me?

Timmy: You double dipped a chip!

George: Double dipped? What, what, what are you talking about?

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