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I’m guessing he’s a ginseng junkie.

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Fearless prediction: Given steroid component of many hair-growth products, the Champions Tour is about to get a lot balder.

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And finally …

Did you read about one of Joe Gibbs’ drivers, Aric Almirola, leading a Busch Series race for 43 laps and then having to turn the car over to Denny Hamlin, who was late arriving from a Nextel Cup event? Hamlin proceeded to take the checkered flag — and Almirola, I’m told, proceeded to book an appointment with Patrick Ramsey’s psychiatrist.