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Recommended viewing: The hysterical short film by two Red Sox fans on Roger Clemens trying to come back with the Yankees in 2057. I won’t spoil it for you by revealing any of the specifics. Just go to bostondirtdogs.boston.com and click on “Roger Clemens 2057.”

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The NCAA is taking a lot of heat after booting a sportswriter out of the press box for blogging during a baseball tournament game. I’m guessing all the details haven’t come out, though. I mean, he couldn’t have been just blogging; he must have been blogging below the waist.