Oh, these foul forces of evil

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To hear Cavaliers coach Mike Brown tell it, the Wizards have morphed into the Darth Vaders of this series.

They are a nasty bunch. Mean, too. And evil.

After Game 1, Brown hit the table with force several times in succession to demonstrate what the despicable Wizards are doing to LeBron James.

They are just hammering the poor guy. It was a small miracle that James was able to show up to Game 2.

But show up he did. And incredibly, he did not show up with a limp or in a full-body cast. In fact, he looked extremely healthy.

Yet after Game 2, Brown reiterated his James-induced health concerns, mostly because of all the vile things the Wizards have perpetrated against the Nike pitchman in the first two games of the series.

Brown said: "Washington has come out and said, 'Hey, they're going to hit LeBron. They're going to hit LeBron. They're going to hit LeBron.' You can't have grown men saying, 'I'm going to go hit somebody.' If that's the case, we, the NBA and the officials cannot allow anything to get out of hand, and they have to keep control over the game on both sides."

It should be pointed out that Brown expressed this grave worry after the Cavaliers defeated the Wizards by 30 points.

It also should be pointed out that the best blow delivered in the series so far was the one James administered to Andray Blatche in Game 1. It was a James-inspired forearm to Blatche's jaw that the three referees apparently missed, just as they miss the hop, skip and jump that James sometimes employs on his way to the basket.

Brown is no different from most of Cleveland. Brown and Cleveland all fear that one day James will take his show to New York, Chicago, Boston or Los Angeles, and then the city slowly will recede into Lake Erie out of civic indifference.