Political barbs abound at dinner

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President Bush, attending his eighth and final White House Correspondents Association Dinner, took note of the election to replace him in the guest of honor's seat and mocked the candidates' failure to be there to send him off.

"Sen. McCain is not here tonight because I suspect he wants to distance himself from me a little bit," Mr. Bush said, setting up the zinger for Sen. Hillary Clinton, whom he said did not appear "due to sniper fire."

"Sen. Obama couldn't make it because he was at church," Mr. Bush said, making light of Sen. Barack Obama's pastoral problems with his minister, the Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr.

Washington political correspondents were tense about how the mood would change from the woefully embarrassing scene caused by the guest speaker in 2006, comedian Stephen Colbert, whose satire about Mr. Bush made the audience uncomfortable. This year, Craig Ferguson, host of CBS' "The Late Night Show," suggested that Mr. Bush, who has been criticized for being away from the White House for extended periods, might want to consider looking "for a job with more vacation time."

Mr. Bush, however, shot out of the gate, making it clear that both he and Vice President Dick Cheney were ready for the barbs, and weren't afraid to fling a few boomerangs back.

"Craig Ferguson is our guest tonight. You know Craig was once in a band called 'Bastards from Hell' and that's funny cause that's what Dick and I were going to call our band," Mr. Bush quipped.

On a night when Washington editors and reporters and congressional and administration officials were hoping to score pictures with some of Hollywood's biggest stars, what they got was the B-list, the C-list, and in some cases "stars" they had never seen or heard of before.

When the Jonas brothers entered the red carpet area a group of about 30 teenagers screamed their names to the utter surprise of the mostly over-30 crowd, many of whom asked, "Does anyone know who those kids are?"

One of the biggest draws of the night: former Playboy Playmate and international sex symbol Pamela Anderson, who hasn't produced a movie or television show of note in years.

One whose career is still on the rise, Rosario Dawson (who most recently stared in Quentin Tarantino's "Grind House: Death Proof"), was perhaps the most low-profile Hollywood personality there, although her seat on the second level was so far away from the action that many scarcely noticed she was in the room.