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By John McCaslin

WRONG SLEEPER

Wow, the State Department Federal Credit Union doesn't mess around when its members fail to make contractual payments on time, going so far as to wake up its customers at ungodly hours of the morning.

While this columnist does not have and never has opened an account with the credit union, my home telephone startled me awake at 1 a.m. Sunday with a prerecorded warning that if I don't pony up some dough posthaste it will repossess everything but my dog.

Chartered in 1935 through the efforts of eight employees of the Department of State, the credit union boasts of 64,000 members worldwide, offering a wide range of financial products.

NEW DELHI DELI

We've written before about Washington PR mogul and author Peter Hannaford. He was spokesman for Ronald Reagan when the former president was governor of California, and he was senior communications adviser for the Gipper's 1980 presidential campaign. He bypassed "semiretirement" upon moving to Northern California by accepting the post of editorial-page editor of the Eureka Reporter.

Now, Mr. Hannaford sends Inside the Beltway a clipping from his newspaper, the headline: "Dalai Lama hospitalized in New Deli following checkup."

Quips the editor: "My advice to the Dalai Lama: Going to a new deli for a pastrami sandwich is risky. Always go to an old, reliable one."

THRILLS & GROANS

Every year, one of Washington's favorite political bloggers, Howard Mortman, compiles a top-10 list of funniest (if not pathetic) quotes uttered by our politicians. Without further ado, the 2008 honorees: