Tom Knott: Burress gives himself a shot of perspective

We can all look forward to Plax-got-gun-will-travel-kid to become a Danoman next season. Since Dano plays GM and lusts for sexy WRs, what better fit could there possibly be? Dano has tried to give away anything and everything for Chad Johnson the last three years to no avail. Now, he's drooling over the Giants move to exile Plax to sidelines for the foreseeable future. Heck, Dano can give away all of next year's picks (since everyone he picks is a bust anyway). Anyway, Plax's three-ring circus will divert attention to the real problem that is the Danomen. . .Dano himself!!!!