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I have a son who will be a senior in college this fall.
Dear Son,
You are graduating soon and are looking for a job to start your career. Might I suggest the Border Patrol. It seems to be highly attractive. If you catch someone hauling 743 pounds of marijuana, and you shoot him in the butt, he gets immunity and you go to jail for 11-12 years. You carry a gun, but if you use it, you get charged for "discharge of a firearm during a crime of violence."
This seems like a highly attractive career. The criminal gets immunity from being a chronic drug runner and you get a 12-year vacation.
Yes, the Border Patrol seems to offer great possibilities. I'm sure they will have an easy time recruiting good people like you.
Your Dad
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