BREITBART: Lose global warming now

"Thousands of these leaves lie on the ground dead, martyrs of human excess." Are you really this stupid, or do you think that we are? Global warming isn't occurring, even the UN admits that we are now in a period of global cooling. So, your Number 1 issue is really just fear mongering in order to garner votes for the Democrats, something you liberals have been accusing Bush of doing since 9-11.

I grew up in So. Cal. The leaves don't change in autumn there. The sky just turns a more russet tone of sienna.

This guy has drunk the Koolaid!

This man needs to talk to a truly honest meterologist, he would then learn the truth about Global Warming.

This guy Breitbart has watched too much Hollywood. He needs to learn to read. The HOCKEY STICK theory was the foundation of the IPCC study that started it all. It was based strictly on unsubstantiated consensus science. "What is disquieting about the `Hockey Stick' is not Mann's presentation of it originally. As with any paper, it would sink into oblivion if found to be flawed in any way. Rather it was the reaction of the greenhouse industry to it - the chorus of approval, the complete lack of critical evaluation of the theory, the blind acceptance of evidence which was so flimsy. The industry embraced the theory for one reason and one reason only - it told them exactly what they wanted to hear." - John L. Daly "We audited the forecasting processes described in Chapter 8 of the IPCC’s WG1 Report to assess the extent to which they complied with forecasting principles. We found enough information to make judgments on 89 out of a total of 140 forecasting principles. The forecasting procedures that were described violated 72 principles." - Kesten C. Green and J. Scott Armstrong. The foundation of Global Warming is flawed therefore, the predictions with regard to Global Warming were flawed, the proof being that global warming evolved to climate change a concept that does not require substantiation. Hollywood started it all, but I'm not sure if this is z doublethink spoof or the guy is serious.

Ha ha...great article. I don't think everyone caught your dry sense of humor. Great satire! Can't wait to buy my first Code Green button....

Hi-lar-i-ous! Andrew, Its hard to believe so few commenters get your sarcastic wit here. You had me snort out my Diet Mt. Dew...twice. I think you need to add a series updating us on the progress of Code Green, and where can I get a T-shirt, button and bumper sticker?!?

"Thousands of these leaves lie on the ground dead, martyrs of human excess." --> Priceless.

Excellent work as always, my friend. The true testament to its greatness is the fact that so many of the comments here thought you were serious.

I love it. And where can we invest in HollyGreen Credits, so we can "invest" money so that tv/movie production and celebrity-owned fuel-wasting equipment can be destroyed as an offset for what we watch and therefore encourage environmental damage?

Wow, that was pretty darned funny...I'm guessing the others here who didn't get it stopped reading too soon...I wondered at first where you were going with it, but I'm glad I stuck it out for the whole short, but fun ride...thanks! GO CODE GREEN! STOP HOLLYWOOD EXCESS NOW! RECYCLE A JET AND SAVE A WHALE! YAY!

Al Gore will save the planet as his ancestors have done more than once. Why just today I read about the Afar Depression in Ethiopia (Scientific American) and how rising seas have flooded it in the past. The salt deposits found there, according to Sci-Am, are the results of the Red Sea over-flowing and flooding the depression at least three times in the last 200,000 years. The last time being about 80,000 years ago. That's well before Moses so we cannot blame him. Greenies are now scouring the area for the tell-tale signs of ancient SUVs and the carbon "foot prints" of our wood-burning predecessors (wood being the evil carbon based energy source of the time) that may have been preserved along the ancient ocean's shores. So far no prehistoric movies or DVD's have been found. But etchings on the canyon walls in the area show what appears to be a man bearing a remarkable likeness to Al Gore instructing a group of cave men on the evils of fire and its disastrous affects on the climate.

I suggest that somebody start chatting it up with the local reps of Taliban and Al Qaeda (you all know who they are even if the FBI doesn't - right?).... with all their weaponry, they should be able to start shooting down every flight of the Hollywood Jet Planes just as they are taking off.... and then it will be much easier to say GOOM BYE to the Weird Ones..... the ones with the dark glasses who wander around in the dead of the night smoking all that strange stuff... Has everyone seen the photo of algore's romper room? You know the one where he 'works' out his fantasies about the drowning polar bears and the salty waters washing through the ground floor of the Communist Headquarters in Noo Yawk Sittee, aka the Noo Yawk Times Building.... Well, algore has about ten forty inch televisions on 24/7, and they are all tuned to a green channel showing eco-weenies dancing nekkid around the Palm Tree filled North Pole Atoll, and drinking coconut milk, while dead polar bears float by on a regular basis... There is a rumor going around that those polar bears are really Big Foots in costumes purchased from the local WalMart....... figures..... I tell ya, it's something to see..... And apparently it's true that his electric bill is now up to $25,000 a month..... And the latest word from the cesspool known as Inside The Beltway word is that Nancy-girl has a new secret (meaning no one is allowed to read it) bill going before the House to float a couple a million dollar no-pay-back-loans to al to assure that the power company won't turn his lights off when his next check bounces like a rubber ball......

"Something in the Los Angeles air has the strong whiff of local warming, the feverish son of global warming, the vengeful godfather of climate change and the unforgiving stepfather of the coming weather apocalypse." This foretells of the coming of the ManBearPig. I have a confession to make, I used a magnifying glass to burn ants as a child, thus contributing to the local warming. For penance, I shall teach my kids how to ride their bicycles. Then, and only then, will I feel cleansed and be able to join the Code Green movement! Viva la Verts!