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3. Hoot Evers - He liked the films of cowboy Richard “Hoot” Gibson so much that he started getting called Hoot.

4. Kiki Cuyler - Hazen Shirley Cuyler got the name when he stuttered while trying to pronounce his last name.

5. Ski Melillo - He would’ve gotten onto this list for his other nickname, too: Spinach.

HE SAID WHAT?

“I really tried everything to make that temporary comeback possible. … I am disappointed to the core.” - Michael Schumacher upon calling off his Formula One return