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DAN DALY: Time to make a list and check it 103 times
Question of the Day
There’s only one way, P.R.-wise, for Major League Baseball to deal with this steroids disaster.
Hold a contest.
Yeah, that’s the ticket - a Name The Other 103 Guys Who Tested Positive In 2003 contest.
I mean, what has the sport got to lose? So much of its credibility has already been stripped away. So many presumed Hall of Famers have been exposed as chemical creations - or are heading in that direction. Now that we’ve learned about Alex Rodriguez’s flunked drug test in ‘03, why not capitalize on the public’s preoccupation with who the other juicers might have been?
Picture fans going to MLB.com and filling out a ballot (one to a customer, only 103 guesses allowed). Better yet, picture ballots being distributed in ballparks. It could be just like All-Star voting - only with prizes. The fan who gets the most names right could win a golden syringe. The fan who finishes second could win a lifetime supply of flaxseed oil. The fan who finishes third could win a Bowflex home gym. Who wouldn’t want to enter this contest?
Major League Baseball could do all this and still maintain the players’ privacy. It could simply announce, “Joe Blow of Anywhere, U.S.A., got 72 of the 103 names right to capture first prize,” and no one would know, not even Joe, which 72 were correct.
A couple more things:
1. Readers of palms, tea leaves and tarot cards would be ineligible… as would The Schwab.
2. Hanging chads would count.
There are any number of strategies contestants could employ to come up with the Dirty 103. They could start by sifting through the 80-odd names dropped in the Mitchell Report and decide who might have tested positive (keeping in mind that human growth hormone and the designer drugs turned out by BALCO wouldn’t be detectable).
We already know, for instance, that A-Rod’s name is on the list. But is Barry Bonds’? Roger Clemens’? What about some of the other suspects, like Gary Sheffield? There really aren’t many gimmies - not as many, at least, as it might appear.
Anyway, the Mitchell Report would be a good Square One. Then fans could peruse the statistics from the ‘03 season - paying particular attention to the muscle categories, where Roid Heads are known to congregate. Among the top home run hitters that year were Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, Jason Giambi, Sammy Sosa, Gary Sheffield and Rafael Palmeiro. Hmmm. How many of them (and how many of the others in the top 20) should you “vote” for?
Or to put it another way: What in blazes got into Javy Lopez (43 homers, 32 more than the season before) that year?
Fans could also take the approach that steroid use seemed to be a tribal thing, that some teams had lots of partakers and others not so many. For example, 18 players who passed through the Orioles organization are mentioned in the Mitchell Report, the second most in baseball - compared with only four Twins. Does that make Tony Batista a better guess than Torii Hunter?
Then you’ve got a player like Matt Lawton, who got caught taking steroids two years later, in 2005, and was suspended for 10 games. Should we assume he was on the juice in ‘03, too?
About the Author
Dan Daly has been writing about sports for the Washington Times since 1982. He has won numerous national and local awards, appears regularly in NFL Films’ historical features and is the co-author of “The Pro Football Chronicle,” a decade-by-decade history of the game. Follow Dan on Twitter at @dandalyonsports –- or e-mail him at email@example.com.
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