Obama to host 'Neighborhood Ball'

There goes the hood.

Which neighborhoods, I wonder...? Foxhall? Georgetown? Capitol Hill?

Oh, come on, guys! Stop being negative. What Mr BO is doing is sooo ssswwwweet!

Citizens of Gotham City! Announcing the event of the year! Of course, it's the Inaugural Ball and Presidential Soirée! Say, wazzup, brutha? Presidential Soiree…cotillion?…quadrille? No? Ah, yes, so sorry. … Okay den, so lemme break it down to ya, my man. You wid me dog? And so, the brutha’s gonna do some rap, lead a little sing-a-ling, throw some bling, and do some break dancing on top odat. You feeling me? Block partaaaaay, oh yeeeeahhhhh!