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Idk. Mario impersonator? Sounds like suicide. 'Course, if the cat's fat. . .
My initial reaction to reading that my son wanted to hire a Super Mario impersonator was, "OMG," which seems like a perfectly reasonable mother's response. I also told him not to get alcohol poisoning and not to hire any weirdos.
Patrick: Your grandmother says that the all-night drinking you're planning for your 21st birthday "had better be root beer or Orange Crush." (She MADE me submit this.)
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