- The Washington Times - Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Today’s update on America’s culture war comes from the village of Wintersville, Ohio, population 4,067. This charming enclave is home to 21 churches, an authentic drive-in movie theater, and perhaps the only high school marching band in the nation that has turned the vulgar music of Britney Spears into a football halftime show.

Nope. Not kidding.

According to news reports, students in the Indian Creek High School marching band were permitted by director Donald Llewellyn to choose the music for this year’s halftime show.

Mr. Llewellyn may not have given his students clear parameters with respect to their choices. They picked popular songs from their iPod playlists - songs their peers sitting in the stands would recognize and enjoy.

The students chose “Gives You Hell” by the All-American Rejects, “If U Seek Amy” by Miss Spears and “Don’t Trust Me” by 3OH!3.

Earlier this year when it was released, the Spears song made headlines because of its sly lyrical trick. In the chorus where the song title is sung, it’s meant to sound as if Miss Spears is spelling out an obscene term. The tune by 3OH!3 includes the F-word as an adjective, as well as a scathing reference to Helen Keller and her deaf/mute disability.

Now, here’s an important juncture in this story. It seems like most adults in a position of authority over a large group of high school students would execute some due diligence to be sure that the songs the students wanted to play were acceptable and appropriate. Then, finding that the original versions of these songs were laced with profanity and offensive themes, would respond, “Nice try guys. We’re a high school band. We don’t play stuff like this.”

Mr. Llewellyn and his staff choreographed an elaborate, nine-minute show with precision marching, hip dance moves, and even a vocal rendition of the Helen Keller chorus:

“Shush girl, shut your lips / Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.”

The show was performed at football games before someone complained to Indian Creek Schools Superintendent Jene Watson.

Mr. Watson, asserting the wisdom and authority missing earlier in the chain of events, declared two of the band’s songs unacceptable and banned them from the show.

You might think his decision was supported throughout this small, suburban community.

But wouldn’t you know, some parents are upset. They think their children’s freedom of speech is being suppressed and further, that because the band doesn’t sing all the lyrics, the songs are fine. They’re going to the school board in October to fight for their children’s right to … (now hum “The Stars and Stripes Forever”) … play vulgar songs at halftime.

Somewhere under an oak tree at Washington’s Congressional Cemetery, John Philip Sousa rolls in his grave.

Here’s the kicker: The Indian Creek band has a Web site for band members, parents and fans (www.ichsband.com), where this message is posted under the heading “Student Attitudes”:

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