SHEBOYGAN, WIS. (AP) - The right hand came flying off the handle of the golf club. The ball kept diving left.
“Get in the bunker!” Tiger Woods barked, tracking the ball’s errant flight from the 14th tee. “Get in. Get in.”
Even the rankest golfer knows a ball never listens, but considering how out of control everything else in Woods‘ life must seem at times, he’ll take whatever he can get.
Woods came into this PGA Championship off his worst performance ever as a pro. The consensus after his debacle at Firestone last week _ he finished 18-over par and next to last _ was that his golf game had cratered. If so, he was in remarkably good spirits early Thursday morning, when fog pushed back the start of the tournament by three hours.
Playing a math game on his phone to kill time, Woods showed it to a reporter standing nearby and asked, “Are you good with numbers?”
“You shot 298 last week,” came the reply. “I have to be.”
Woods broke into a wide grin, then said something that can’t be repeated here. He was in a slightly less playful mood by day’s end, after an up-and-down round of 1-under 71 left him three shots off the early lead.
Afterward, someone asked “Going from shooting 75 last week to …”
Woods cut him off.
“Welcome to golf. It is what it is. Guys shoot 59 and don’t win,” he said. “Fickle game.”
Someone else pointed out that Woods ranked first on the tour in getting the ball closest to the hole from the fairway, but last when he has to play a shot from the rough. The question was barely finished before Woods jumped in again.
“Well,” he said, “probably because I was _ I’ve been in the fairway twice per day. So there you go.”
He was in the fairway a lot more than that in the first round. Starting off the 10th tee, he hit the first three fairways he faced and made birdie from each one. As he walked onto the tee at No. 14, a fan yelled, “Hey Tiger, where’s the after-party?”
It might be coincidence that Woods pulled his next tee shot into that bunker off the left side, but reminders of the scandal that Woods set in motion by pin-balling down the driveway of his Florida mansion last November are still everywhere. An hour drive to the south in Milwaukee, porn star Joslyn James, who bills herself as “Tiger’s mistress,” was “performing” at the Silk Exotic Gentlemen’s Club wearing a green Masters-style jacket. She’s been following him around the country.