- The Washington Times - Thursday, November 11, 2010

The other day I sat down to breakfast. It was a normal day. Five daily newspapers were laid out before me. As I went over the front pages, I downed orange juice and a bowl of oatmeal powdered with brown sugar and flaxseed. Then I went off to my library with the newspapers and a cup of coffee. By then, incidentally, I was revolted.

The New York Times carried a perfectly disgusting story on its front page. It was not a news story, for it broke no news. It was rather a feature story, meant to inform and, I presume, move me to action. It was about the prevalence of suicide in Afghanistan by women who use cooking oil and matches to do themselves in, sometimes successfully, sometimes incompetently and all the more painfully. This was brought to my attention even before my matutinal coffee.

It was not the first time the Times, or, for that matter, The Washington Post had put on its front page appalling stories that did not have to be there. Both newspapers run such feature stories on the front page rather regularly - not The Washington Times, not the Washington Examiner and certainly not the Wall Street Journal, my other three newspapers. They run repellent stories, but usually inside. I think that tells you something about the bias of these newspapers.

The New York Times and The Washington Post share a liberal bias, and their preoccupations are increasingly morbid. The Washington Times, Washington Examiner and Wall Street Journal are biased toward the conservative position. They do not shy from reality but generally keep it inside the newspaper, at least when they can. Whether or not they have my oatmeal in mind, they, for a certitude, have the dignity of the individuals covered in the story in mind, I hope. If the story were breaking news, I would expect all five newspapers to put it on the front page, but even then, I would expect the conservative newspapers to desist from running pictures of corpses and mangled bodies. Certainly the corpses would not be front and center, as they often are in the liberal newspapers, and faces would be covered.

As I say, liberals have become morbid. They are obsessive about the gruesome and the gloomy. “The night before she burned herself, Gul Zada took her children to her sister’s for a family party,” the New York Times tells us. “All seemed well. Later it emerged that she had not brought a present, and a relative chided her for it, said her son. This small thing apparently broke her heart.” She was rushed to the hospital with burns over 60 percent of her body, and after two weeks of excruciating pain, she died. In the course of telling us of her death, the Times talks about other suicides and their cause. It tells us of these women’s suffering. It is all quite pitiable, but what am I to do about it?

Presumably not much - I cannot even talk about it, for what it tells us about Islamic culture is not very favorable. Life, particularly a woman’s life, is not cherished in Afghanistan. But we do not talk about that even in America. It is not politically correct. So the Times wrings its hands about the fate of women in Afghanistan and goes on. Perhaps tomorrow the paper will be talking about the fate of women in Kenya or dogs in Indonesia, or a fabulous new disease. It is all of a piece with the liberal preoccupation with the morbid.

Actually, two days later, the Times pictured on its front page a young woman lying on a floor on some kind of pallet. She was in an isolation tent, but it was not very sanitary. Supplies were piled around her. She was forlorn. The caption read: “Cholera Spreads Into Haitian Capital” and went on to explain: “A woman suspected of having cholera, in an isolation tent in Port-au-Prince, Haiti. The outbreak has spread into the city.” Again, what are we to do? Well, I suppose we can send money, more money. We certainly cannot help the victims in Haiti in any real way. Nor can we aid the women of Afghanistan. We can share the liberals’ morbid preoccupations or do what I usually do: read the liberal newspapers last.

R. Emmett Tyrrell Jr. is founder and editor-in-chief of the American Spectator and an adjunct scholar at the Hudson Institute. His new book is “After the Hangover: The Conservatives’ Road to Recovery” (Thomas Nelson, 2010).