- The Washington Times - Tuesday, February 22, 2011

NO SMOKING ZONE

Time, like, flies, man. Seattle-based Medical Marijuana Delivery Systems has acquired the U.S. patent rights to the “Medical Marijuana Patch” that delivers the pertinent substance of medical marijuana through the skin, to be marketed under the trademarked name “Tetracan” in medical marijuana dispensaries by year’s end. Pot policy varies, meanwhile. In various degrees, marijuana for medical use is legal in 15 states and the District of Columbia.

The company reasons it can avoid “black-market product proliferation and non-taxable profiteering” because there’s no smoking of anything. Patch inventor Walter Cristobal, a member of the Santa Ana Pueblo Indian tribe in New Mexico, is already at work on “new delivery systems” like cream, gels and oils. But use of the word “marijuana” is now a no-no.

“The industry needs to shed the word ‘marijuana’ and focus on the holistic, therapeutic pain relief benefits,” says spokesman Jim Alekson.

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SCOTT TO LINDSAY

Sen. Scott Brown is bustling through a nationwide book tour this week to promote “Against All Odds: My Life of Hardship, Fast Breaks and Second Chances,” a candid new memoir revealing his rough childhood and feisty teen years. Though the Massachusetts Republican has confounded those who question his decision to reveal all, the lawmaker’s experiences have given him a certain empathy.

Amy Holmes, friend-of-Inside-the-Beltway and co-host of radios “America’s Morning News,” was curious. What advice would Mr. Brown give troubled actress and former child star Lindsay Lohan?

“I think about her a lot,” the senator replied. “I wish I had 10 minutes with her to just sit down and talk. Who doesn’t remember her in ‘The Parent Trap’ as a bright young actor? Now you read about her troubles, you feel badly, you want to say, ‘You can be better.’ I hope that she gets real guidance from people who care about her, with no purse strings attached to it.”

HAIL TO 41

Talk about civility and public service: Former President George H.W. Bush, 86, practically invented that conscientious skill set in our day and age. And happily, he will receive major honors for just that next month at the Kennedy Center. Former President Bill Clinton is honorary co-chairman of the monumental event; he’ll be joined by former Presidents George W. Bush and Jimmy Carter, and their spouses.

The March 21 event is sponsored by the Points of Light Institute, the name borrowed from the elder Mr. Bush’s 1989 inaugural address, which equated individual volunteers with “points of light” for the nation.

“The tribute event will not only honor President Bush and the steps that he took during his presidency and post-presidency, but also honor the role that voluntary service plays in the American experience,” says chairman and son Neil Bush.

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