Two torn MCLs, a hole in his labrum, and a torn rotator cuff. Wrist issues, a torn ligament, and screws and a plate in his hip.
Did I mention the bad knee?
Tough guy, this Grant. So tough that he says he has never missed a game due to injury in his 11 years in the NFL.
So what was he doing flopping around like a beached mackerel when he was supposed to be defending near the goal line against St. Louis the other night?
“I am glad you asked me that,” Grant said before going into a long defense that included a recap of every injury he has had in the NFL.
The latest was the swollen knee, which coincidentally happened at the same time teammate Jacquian Williams suddenly fell to the ground with what he would call a cramp. The injuries got the Giants a timeout, and they recuperated enough to stop the Rams from scoring a touchdown.
What they probably didn’t count on was St. Louis quarterback Sam Bradford hearing Giants defenders telling someone to “go down” because they couldn’t substitute in time and were out of position to stop the Rams in their no-huddle offense. Bradford complained about it later, and suddenly what had been an open secret was no secret anymore.
So now the NFL is cracking down. Players and coaches have been warned.
The designated flopper on your defense? Make sure he knows how to play the part.
“I can tell you no one in this league is going to be any good at acting,” said Steelers defensive end Aaron Smith. “They’re probably not going to get any Oscar or Emmys for whatever they did.”
Grant and Williams certainly won’t. They couldn’t get a role in a bad YouTube sketch the way they went down together.
It’s their lot in life, though. No one, after all, is going to ask someone like Troy Polamalu or Ray Lewis to hit the turf.
“It’s usually not a captain of the team,” said Dolphins running back Reggie Bush. “It’s a guy who’s expendable.”
A league memo obtained this week by The Associated Press warns of fines, suspensions and the loss of draft picks if the league determines a player faked an injury to stop both the clock and the other team’s momentum. Just how the league is going to figure out who is faking and who isn’t wasn’t quite spelled out, but surely there’s someone in a back room at the NFL’s offices working late hours to come up with anti-faking formulas.