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After we build that Death Star, can we use it on the Internet? — A Hulk Hogan sex tape was leaked online.

Apocalypse not now — Contrary to a pop-culture misinterpretation of the ancient Mayan Long Calendar, the world did not end on Dec. 21.

Just as the Mayan Long Calendar predicted — Actress Lindsay Lohan already has two court dates set for January 2013.