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Column: Much ado in NFL and England on handshakes
Question of the Day
This weekend, the two kinds of football played on opposite shores of the Atlantic for once have a shared fascination _ handshakes.
Which is stunning, really, because how hard can this be? Extend hand, clasp opponent’s hand, squeeze gently, let go. This is a form of greeting that toddlers manage. It has been performed for centuries, yet in sports it can confound and confuse.
This hang-up over handshakes is mostly a masculine affliction. Poor guys. It must be their man juices. Testosterone. Male pride. Call it what you will. That and thin skins can make them as volatile as gasoline and make the handshake their emotional Everest.
Too hard, too soft, not respectful enough, too respectful and _ boom!
But what a laugh. Re-watching Jim Schwartz, coach of the Detroit Lions, or Mark Hughes, manager of Queens Park Rangers in the Premier League, lose it over handshakes gone awry doesn’t grow tiresome. And because sports pit the same protagonists against each other season after season, these mini-dramas keep on giving.
In the NFL, The Handshake, Part I, was last October. After his Lions lost 25-19 to the San Francisco 49ers, Schwartz didn’t take at all kindly to the over-exuberant handshake and backslap he got from the Niners‘ winning coach, Jim Harbaugh. So he chased and shoulder-barged him. Words were exchanged. Players stepped in to keep them apart.
“That’s totally on me,” Harbaugh said later. “I shook his hand too hard.”
Part II is in prime time Sunday night, when their teams meet again at San Francisco’s Candlestick Park. This time, will the coaches act like big boys?
There was also a will-they-or-won’t-they handshake question across the pond in the Premier League, at Hughes‘ QPR. English newspapers said Hughes‘ defender, Anton Ferdinand, was contemplating not shaking hands with John Terry and Ashley Cole of Chelsea.
When Terry and Ferdinand played against each other 11 months ago, things turned ugly. They traded insults after a disputed penalty call. Ferdinand goaded Terry, the Chelsea captain, about an alleged extramarital affair. It later led to Terry being summoned to court to face charges that he racially abused Ferdinand, who is black. Terry was subsequently cleared in July. Cole testified in Terry’s defense.
There still seems to be ill feeling.
“I’m conscious of the fact that every time we play Chelsea the issue of the handshake clouds everybody’s mind and the focus is taken away from a great Premier League game,” he said. “It’s not my decision to make. We’re governed by the Premier League and if we’re told it will go ahead, then we will do that.”
But he added: “Everybody has a mind of their own and will make a personal decision.”
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