“We’re going to have great attitudes, we’re excited, I want you to stay focused, and be positive, and don’t be afraid to ask for help, don’t procrastinate,” she said she told them.
Talk about a jobs program!
And she enthused about her speech and how she wanted to remind the world what a sweet guy her husband is, which perhaps explains why he burned through so much of our money.
“I get to share stories about what it was like when we were first dating and what kind of dad he is, so it’s a real personal speech for me,” she explained. “It was fun to go down memory lane just creating it.”
Remember the good old days when President Obama’s family was off limits to the media?
Daughters Sasha and Malia were to be allowed to grow up in as normal lives as possible, and Michelle Obama would be granted great deference from the political vitriol so she could focus on her do-gooder causes, like trying to get kids to be less fat?
“From the beginning of the administration, the White House has asked news outlets not to report on or photograph the Obama children when they are not with their parents and there is no vital news interest,” the administration explained.
Unless, of course, you cannot explain how you blew through $5.4 trillion dollars with nothing to show for it but you still want to keep your job.
• Charles Hurt can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org.