Inside the Beltway: Out there
“If the Congress won’t do it’s job, the people will,” declares the Citizens Hearing on Disclosure, set to take off in the main ballroom of the National Press Club on Monday. Disclosure? Are we talking health care here, or gun control? No, we’re talking extraterrestrial. Of course, the nation’s capital may seem like another planet at times, but no matter.
Five former lawmakers will parse the possibility that Congress and the White House have held back information on “an extraterrestrial presence engaging the human race” for six decades, organizer Stephen Bassett says.
On hand for stranger-than-science doings: former Sen. Mike Gravel, plus former Reps. Darlene Hooley, Merrill Cook, Roscoe G. Bartlett, Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick and Lynn Woolsey. The cast also includes 40 former military and government sources. The five-day event will be streamed live online for a small fee, as in less than $4. See the details here: citizenhearing.org
Mr. Bassett’s persistent group has some marketing prowess, meanwhile. Two years ago, it submitted a demand for UFO-y transparency to the White House “We the People” petition project; it quickly generated the required 50,000 signatures, prompting the Obama administration’s first response for the online program, which has become busy indeed:
“The U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race. In addition, there is no credible information to suggest that any evidence is being hidden from the public’s eye. However, that doesn’t mean the subject of life outside our planet isn’t being discussed or explored,” White House policy analyst Phil Larson said at the time.
THE LAST COURSE
The planet as a whole is likely very relieved that the White House Correspondents' Association dinner is finally over. Weary onlookers at least have a whole year to prepare for the 2014 dinner, which marks the centennial of the once-modest event. Some final wisdom lingers, meanwhile.
“There’s likely an inverse relationship between the decline of the legacy media and the increasingly over-the-top desperation, self-congratulation and spectacle of the annual White House Correspondents Dinner. You would think the media would do themselves a favor and not televise the proceedings of their ‘otherness’ on C-SPAN, just as the Gridiron dinner is not open to cameras,” observes Powerline columnist Steven Hayward.
Now there’s a thought. The Gridiron has retained its elite cachet because its doors are shuttered to the voyeuristic world. The glittering correspondents’ dinner prompted Mr. Hayward to recall Winston Churchill and his famous dismissal of news and newspapers in 1929.
“Fancy cutting down those beautiful trees we saw this afternoon to make pulp for those bloody newspapers, and calling it civilization,” Churchill said.
“Lined with ballistic material that can stop a 9 mm bullet traveling at 400 meters per second, the pink backpack is only one of a clutch of new products making their way into U.S. schools in the wake of Newtown school massacre. As gun control legislation grinds to halt in Washington, a growing number of parents and teachers are taking matters into their own hands. Elite Sterling Security has sold over 300 [bulletproof backpacks] in the last two months and received inquiries from some 2,000 families across the U.S. It is also in discussion with more than a dozen schools in Colorado about equipping them with ballistic safety vests, a scaled-down version of military uniforms designed to hang in classroom cupboards for children to wear in an emergency.”
— from a report in Business Insider.
WHERE WE STAND
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