- The Washington Times - Thursday, January 31, 2013


Joe Flacco’s full name is Joseph Vincent Flacco. My middle name is Joseph. There’s the connection I’ve been looking for all week.

The Ravens will win the Super Bowl.


I attended the Western Athletic Conference’s football media day in Salt Lake City in 2010. Guest of honor at my table was Nevada’s dynamic quarterback Colin Kaepernick. I’m sure he remembers it just as fondly as I do. There’s the connection I’ve been looking for all week.

The 49ers will win the Super Bowl.

Welcome to the prognostication portion of my brain, which has been malfunctioning for the overwhelming majority of its 56 years. Other than a few Kentucky Derbies and some success in various NCAA tournament office pools, my batting average in the world of predictions would make Davey Johnson recoil. The safest way to make any money on my picks, if you’re into that sort of thing, is to go all-in the other way.

But I’ve been told a columnist in a city with an NFL team has to make a Super Bowl prediction (and here I thought no one had even noticed). So I’ll oblige and make a prediction. And earn a headache in the process.

I love crab cakes. I love sourdough bread. So the food angle is a wash.

I enjoy visiting Baltimore. I’d surrender body parts to live in San Francisco. Edge to the 49ers.

Flacco is easier to spell than Kaepernick. Edge to the Ravens.

The coaches are brothers (did you know that?), so that’s a wash. The family ties angle is a tie.

When the playoffs started, I was convinced beyond all doubt we’d be waiting to watch Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos take on Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers in the Super Bowl. No question that was going to be the matchup. Two of the game’s top quarterbacks going at it.

Did anyone pick a 49ers-Ravens matchup?

Truth is, this is an outstanding matchup. Probably a better matchup than the Broncos-Packers would have been. It’s good to get some new faces in the spotlight. And the quarterback clash is likely going to be more fun to watch than Manning-Rodgers.

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