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Question of the Day
ARDMORE, PA. (AP) - “Hello, Merion Golf Club. May I help you?”
“Yes. Can I speak to a rules official from the U.S. Golf Association, please. I saw a twig move.”
“Sir, thousands of twigs get tossed around here every day. It’s a golf course.”
“Yeah, but this one was moved by Tiger Woods‘ backswing, in a fairway bunker on No. 16.”
“Excuse me, but how would you know that? There’s no place for fans to see anything on 16. There’s barely places to stand on that hole.”
“I’m not there. I’m in Phoenix, watching on an 80-inch high-def TV.
“I’m sure it’s very nice, sir. But when did this allegedly happen?
“Thursday. And there’s no `allegedly’ about it. I just got home from an out-of-town wedding and started watching the DVR. I rewound it eight times, twice in super slo-mo. And I’m on the rules committee at my club. He broke Rule 13-4c _ moving a loose impediment lying in a hazard.”
“I know, but he should have been penalized and he needs to be disqualified. He signed an incorrect scorecard Thursday. A rule is a rule is a rule.”
Someday soon, golf is going to regret letting people watching from home phone in rules violations. Consider what happened at this year’s Masters a dry run.
During the second round there, Woods hit a ball that ricocheted off the flagstick and into the pond at No. 15. Soon after, a viewer _ later revealed to be David Eger, a Champions Tour golfer who once ran the USGA’s rules committee _ notified tournament officials that Woods had taken an improper drop before hitting his next shot. The next day, Masters officials reviewed the sequence a second time and penalized Woods two strokes, but quickly cited another rule to avoid disqualifying him for signing an incorrect scorecard.
At the U.S. Open on Thursday, the claim by at least one viewer that Steve Stricker took an illegal drop at No. 3 found its way to the USGA rules committee. Later the same day, as many as a half-dozen other viewers contended Adam Scott grounded his club in a hazard at No. 5. After reviewing both shots, the USGA decided no violation occurred.
So it may take a unique set of circumstances, but if they ever align, all this armchair officiating is going to test the notion that golfers are more honorable than their counterparts in the other pro sports, where the prevailing ethic could be summed up as “If you ain’t cheatin’ you ain’t tryin.’”
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