- - Friday, March 28, 2014

The Rusty Humphries Rebellion Presents

LOUIE THE LUMP: The Gospel According To Darwin

Hi boys and girls! Lately a lot of people have been talking about the creation of life and the Big Bang theory … No, little Lexi, I’m not talking about Sheldon. Bazinga!

The bottom line for the theory of evolution is, “All species arose from one common ancestor.”

Now it’s time for me to tell you the story of how random chance formed our very first ancestor, and his name was LOUIE!

(Written and illustrated by MR Herron)

Louie the Lump, Self-Made Man

Or you could call it — The Gospel According to Darwin

Once upon a time, a Big Bang boomed.

Stars were scattered — the cosmos bloomed.

Elements sprang — atoms revolved

and the pesky problem of creation was solved.

But all you really need to know,

is that a long, long time ago,

everything environmentally,

Story Continues →